Deranged Youth

Over the weekend I was playing some music with a friend. We decided to switch instruments which meant me playing guitar. To say i suck balls at playing the guitar is an understatement. So we just played some shitty old school xPunk Rawkx. Whatever the fuck we effortlessly played was, oh, i don't know, 87 times better than Deranged Youth.

Their E.P. "Loud, Ugly, Broke," is a solid five songs coming in at like 6 minutes; which is usually a good sign. The drummer has no clue how to play drums. The guitar player likes metal too much for how much he wants to shred, the bass player is a punk bassist. The singer is alright. There has been much worse in the world of punk.

Every song is sloppy, fast, with some screaming. It sucks that if they tried almost a little they could at least be a decent shitty punk band. But they prefer to be a completely shitty punk band. I really do not feel it necessary to descriptively detail what a generic shitty trash punk band sounds like. It sounds exactly how you imagine it to be.

There is no doubt in my mind these kids must be like 14 (hence the Youth in Deranged Youth) so that makes them a little bit better. They will probably have an awesome punk album out in like 6 years so maybe watch out for that.

I was going to give Deranged Youth a 0/5 as soon as i heard the first song but at the end of the last song, after the music cuts out there is a fart noise. That is so awesome ill give it a 1/5. Nice fart bro.